On
Thursday, millions of people will sit down to a large dinner of sweet
potatoes, turkey, assorted vegetables, turkey, cranberries, turkey,
dressing, turkey, rolls, turkey, pumpkin pie, and
more turkey. How did the consumption of turkey get to be such a staple
of Thanksgiving dinners? I don’t know. I do know that the
Swanson Company invented TV dinners in 1953 because they had such
a surplus of turkey meat, that to avoid financial ruin, they put the
turkey in aluminum pans, added some taters and a veggie and viola – the
first TV dinners. Turkey contains an amino
acid called tryptophan. Tryptophan is a natural sedative and
many believe this is what causes you to be sleepy after eating that
meal on Thanksgiving. What is more likely the cause of sleepiness is
not just the tryptophan, but the enormity of the
meal itself. With a full belly of multiple food items consisting of
fats and carbohydrates, blood rushes to your core and away from your
extremities, thus making you listless. And that, boys and girls, is why
Uncle Joe falls asleep on the couch while watching
the NFL game.
What are you serving in your classroom?
Is it a “Yawn Fest” where the staples are heavy doses of boring
lectures with a side of non-relevant
examples? Look at your students during your next class. Is there a
blank stare on their faces? Do they have all of the energy of a garden
slug? If so, you may be serving too many “turkeys” in your lessons. Are
you “spicing” your lessons with enthusiasm?
Are you stimulating your students to explore? Are you sparking their
curiosity? Are you leaving them thirsty for more? Are you engaging
them every day?
One of the best ways to get students excited about learning is for their teacher to be excited about learning theirself.
Are you creating a ripple effect on enthusiasm? Are the kids running
to get to your class because they don’t want to miss anything?
The lifeless should not be teachers. Are you bringing life to our
classroom? Are you teaching with passion? Are you rubbing off on your
students in a good way? Have you been accused of drinking too much
coffee? Are you full of vigor and vitality? These are
all signs of a teacher that is not serving heavy doses of educational
turkey. Does your classroom resemble the family room after Thanksgiving
dinner or is it a high-energy place?
The serving of turkey-laden lessons is banned from our classrooms.
The
Browns play on Monday night against the unloved
Ratbirds of Baltimore. Can you believe it – the Browns on Monday night?!